Fridge Check and Poultry Weigh-In

I'm sure you all are sitting on the edge of your seats in anticipation. After all, we've dropped hints and pointed you to videos of turkey fryers catching ablaze, but we havent told you anything terribly useful about the process of planning a turkey face-off meal. Well, I hope you nail biters have got some long nails since youre just going to have to keep sitting there. But here is a useless piece of information.

At present my refridgerator contains the following:
1.. 30 cans Bud Light.
2. 4 bottles "good" beer.
3. Some yogurt.
4. Some arugala and spinich and shrived grape tomoatoes.
5. A lot of condiments.
6. 40.24 pounds of poultry.

Yea, thats right. Over 40 pounds of thawing birds. How does one amass a poultry weight such as this you ask? The current body count includes one 23+ pound nearly unthawed turkey from CostCo, one 13+ pound fresh turkey from Safeway, one not quite 5 pound fresh chicken, also from Safeway. Upon duck accural tomorrow the poundage is expected to increase to a whopping 50 pounds. Stay tuned as birds meet their fate....